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The name says it all! The trick is to respond to someones question with another question of your own.

Shall we get started? :)

What's the point of this game?

Bob

why are we playing?

Are you stupid or something?

when will we stop this?

Who cares?

Bob.

Are you suggesting that you don't like it?

why would i?

Because you're dumb?

Is name calling necessary?

How long will this nonsense last?

Do you hope it stops soon?

It's a bit silly, isn't it?

Yes, but who do you think the next idiotic poster will be?

Do you think it will be someone who doesn't like being called an idiotic poster?

I don't really care, do you?

I care. Who wouldn't?

and would people who didn't care even post here?

I don't care, and I'm still posting here. You got a problem with that?

Isn't this better than a long list of books, sirnames, or song titles?

What if it wasn't better? :P

Then would a four letter word beginning with f be appropriate?

What if it wasn't?

Why wouldn't it be, I mean, the game is stupid, isn't it?

If it wasn't, then could I substitute a five letter word? Why couldn't I keep this up forever?

Bob

What if you get tired?

Would you throw your hands up in defeat?

Is defeat really a fitting subject for such an abjectly pointless game?

Dan.

Am I crazy for agreeing with Dan?

Beats me! But why did you agree with him and not with Bob?

could it be that ya're all crazy in the head?

Is there any other part of the body where we can be crazy, or why did you say "in the head"? Why not in the stomach? Or in the big toe?

What if we are crazy in the feet?

Boogie down! Then we'd be good dancers, wouldn't we?

Just don't step on my blue suade shoes...care to dance?

I've never cared about dancing ... Have I?

Would you dance with Becky if she asked you?

Bob

Is she likely to ask me?

Does she even know how to dance? Will she step on my feet?

What would your feet be doing in the way of our dance?

Smack! Pow! Stomp! Not a very good dancer, am I? Heheheheheh!

Is the smack-pow-stomp a real dance?

Should it be included as an olympic event?

Dan, would you like to dance?

But dancing is so undignified, don't you think?

What is dignified, anyway?

Harp, is that a "no"?

Who wants to dance?

Is dancing ever dignified?

Why does dancing have to be dignified?

why shouldn't it be?

Because when you dance, you're supposed to shake that ay, double s, you don't wanna look like a damn robot do ya?

no, do you like robots?

Hey Raskolnikov, sounds like robo-discrimination to me; does it seem that way to you?

What makes you think that?

Why do you discriminate against me too?

Because, Bob, she hates you...don't we all?

Do we?

You don't hate me, do you?

Bob

No, do you hate me?

are you 2 arguing again?

Iternity, Do you think that: since Becky and I are both active members of the zone, and, since we each show enough immaturity and lack true creativity, to fit right in with other zoners, and, since we both have shown an ability to respond to pointless topics on the boards, and, since Becky is such a blind supporter of the buckeyes (blind meaning "unable or unwilling to perceive or understand; "blind to a lover's faults"; "blind to the consequences of their actions") and since, we have each demonstrated a willingness to engage in pointless and occasionally funny debates here on the boards; and, since you, Mr. Iternity, asked the question "are you two arguing again?" we shouldn't have the right and established precedence to argue?

Bob

Bob,

Why did I just read your last post?

Bob, are you discriminating against us Buckeye fans again?

are you just trying to get us to ignore you?

Why would he want us to ignore him? And do you think he'd care whether or not someone did?

Ignore Who, who are you guys talking about?

What? Why did I write my last post? Why have I written any posts to this ridiculous topic? What is the meaning of it all?

Bob

The entire world is meaningless. Didn't you know that?

Jim, do you always have such a defeatist attitude?

Lou

Bob -- What?

Lou, Don't you find that being positive loses its appeal?

Since when does positive have a peal?

Since when is being appealing positive?

Becky, you mean you didn't recognize he's a crazy cathater?

we're everywhere, aren't we?

Bob

All at the same time?

It's a bit overwhelming to have so many crazy peopel all together, don't you think?

Speaking of crazy, has anybody seen my imaginary friends?

You mean the imaginary cats? arent' they over there crawling all over Bob?

What is a cat?

And who is Bob?

Hasn't it come to our attention that Blbobby is not a fan of cats?

Would you believe that I fed all your imaginary cats to my imaginary dog bow wow?

Bob

Would you believe that bow wow is actually a cat fan?

and, would you further believe, that cats rule and dogs drool?

Would you both believe that this is getting more pointless by the post?

Yes it is, but isn't it sort of fun anyway?

Yes, Becky, but not as fun as it would be to hold your luscious buckeyes. So, whatcha say?

Why can't I stop laughing?

Becky, I don't know. Can you make eloquence laugh?

Jim, what if it said:
ho ho ha ha ha he he he ho ho?

Bob

bob, I think it just did?

Are you sure?

Is anybody sure of anything around here?

Isn't sure a deodorant?

Yes, so can we just roll on to another subject?

Motifated, please stick to the subject we are discussing, okay?

Bob

And what exactly is that subject?

Bob, can you sell me the meds that help me stay focusted?