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[J.J. Meddaugh]

Wow, that's been around for awhile.

J.J.
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Cory McMahon" <cmcmahon at msb.k12.mo.us>
To: <users at zonebbs.com>
Sent: Wednesday, May 09, 2007 8:08 PM
Subject: [Users] per user request


> Sad News...
>
> Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment~community.
>
> The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
> and~trauma~complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
>
> Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens
> of~celebrities~turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
> Butterworth,~Hungry~Jack,~the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the
> Hostess Twinkies, and~Captain~Crunch. The grave site was piled high with
> flours.
>
> Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy~as a
> man~who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly
> in~show~business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was
> not~considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough
> on~half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was
> a~crusty old~man~and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
>
> Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John~Dough
> and~Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived
> by~his~elderly father, Pop Tart.
>
> The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
>
> Per user request, here's the story about the dough boy's funeral:
>
> Sad News...
>
> Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment~community.
>
> The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
> and~trauma~complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
>
> Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens
> of~celebrities~turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
> Butterworth,~Hungry~Jack,~the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the
> Hostess Twinkies, and~Captain~Crunch. The grave site was piled high with
> flours.
>
> Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy~as a
> man~who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly
> in~show~business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was
> not~considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough
> on~half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was
> a~crusty old~man~and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
>
> Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John~Dough
> and~Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived
> by~his~elderly father, Pop Tart.
>
> The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
>
>
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